Little Jerry’s going to get his clock cleaned

Still do not get why they’re doing this, after The Book of Life was done so wonderfully.

Good to see he’s not suffering from ereptile dysfunction.

More like a lowlight truther, in this case.

Due to Tom Hanks’ own experience with space disasters, he was able to see the potential in Matt Damon.

Fact: Matt Damon has written every book ever

I’m just glad Tom Hanks death in WWII was not in vain. Thank you Matt Damon.

I went to the LSU-Florida matchup in BR yesterday. 14,500 attendance, flames, cheerleaders, band, dance team. It was an awesome spectacle, and the ladies competing were amazing. There we 2 perfect 10s, both on the vault, it was really cool to watch.

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

CONFIRMED.

Always highlight truthers

Those two words are my reaction to this game in general.

My fucking favorite was the asshat older brother in Weird Science, Chet :)

RIP, Chet.

He’ll forever be Chet from Weird Science, fuckface.

Aporkalypse

Mentos does make a gum, but the phrasing there is awful.

Go to the City Museum. It’s a McPlayPlace for grown-ups.

That video so perfectly encapsulates the Ron Prince era it’s uncanny.