Hrm. Well, my usual method is to put on the Essential Weird Al and keep shuffling until I find one that works. This might be a better approach. I’ll try that.

He also made Joey Votto take this swing in his MVP season:

All of them. The answer is all of them.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Oakley for Mayor

Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

This is a tough situation for Blizzard, because the marketing “buzz” around Overwatch at present is entirely about diversity. By excluding the disabled, they’d be committing PR suicide.

On the other hand, by allowing certain gamers - regardless of reason - to have a competitive edge thanks to an external input,…

Yes. I still don’t understand how Penn State football currently exists.

No. Patrick left out the part about being 19 in 7th grade.

Yeah, actually. Totally. I sometimes wish I could turn off my critical thinking capabilities and my senses of empathy and justice and just... go along. I have a big aquarium with lots of fish. The just swim back and forth, utterly and blissfully ignorant of everything except when food gets dropped in the top. Then…

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I saw a Cummins sticker on the back of a Subaru the other day. I was in awe.

This is distracting from the rape investigation and the drug charge.

my favorite buddy movie

I wish I knew. Came here one day, was gray.

This is the only correct answer.

No way would I take my kids to a movie where you know at the outset that the premise of the fucking movie is dogs dying.