Is John Skipper an elite president?

69% of the reason a grew a beard is to cut down on shaving. The other not so nice percent is to disguise my double chin.

Now I read all your comments in his voice. Thanks a lot.

This is why you never go to a NFL game.

I found a cast iron chicken fryer that needs to be rescued. Looks like I have next weekend’s project all lined up.

I hate to highlight truth this, but I think the guy who got tackled had money on them losing or something. He stumbles out of nowhere at about the 10. If he hadn’t have stumbled, no Miracle tackle.

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

One of my favorite scenes from the movie MASH was the cheerleaders at the football game chanting “69 is divine”.

There was a girl in first grade who had to go to the hospital due to poison ivy. Somehow it got into her throat and lungs and damn near killed her. Me, on the other hand, is one of the few who isn’t affected by it. As a kid I actively rubbed the leaves on my hands to try and get out of going to school. It didn’t take.

Let’s think of LeBron in his prime. Could he have done it? Probably not the day you ask him. Now take Jordan in his prime. He probably couldn’t do it the day you asked him but he would do it the day you asked him just to prove a point. I don’t think LeBron has that “FU because I said so” attitude.

<Retracted Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers joke here>

Win or lose, the Jets will always fuck you.

In Soviet Football League, you screw the refs.

That Westlake Ace looks like one of many in the Topeka strip mall zone. I guess they all probably look alike.

Was that Z show in Topeka?

Since their season is over I have to say I missed Samer’s series from last year. Only for the butthurt Cards fans that would consistently get on there to say that the series was stupid and a waste of time. Good stuff.

I don’t think anyone was clamoring for a reboot of Thelma and Louise.

To be fair, that horse was acting like a real person’s ass.

Not only speed but good tires. I had tires that were about ready to be replaced. Driving only 40 on wet roads while going around a curve led to wiping out a light

We were out turkey hunting and nature called for my buddy. We didn’t have an toilet paper with us so he had to sacrifice his underwear and socks to the hunting gods. Nothing like going commando in full camo. From that day on we made sure a roll of paper was packed whenever we went out.