Sandy Koufax was also the answer to every original flavor Trivial Pursuit question that began “This former MLB pitcher...”.

Although a female bond hooking up with Christmas Jones would be worth the price of admission.

We had a morning tailgate last weekend and someone brought breakfast burritos. That was a pretty solid choice.

Best tailgating food? Wings, BBQ, cheese tray,...?

He might have forgotten one or two.

I loved it down there. Was there for five days, wish it was longer. Cristal was the light beer, wasn’t it?

His doctor never did the vasectomy because as everyone in the medical profession knows that only pee is stored in the balls.

Bucanero is real deal shit. There are basically two types of beer in Cuba, a light and a dark. This is the dark and you can drink it all day long.

Dr. Seuss was spot fucking on, wasn’t he.

Also, unless I missed it, BB Hulk is dead and that doesn’t look like AC Hulk.

I’ve got an extra pair someone can have, if you happen to live in east central Kansas.

There is a Lays factory that is on a highway I drive by frequently and the smell it lays out is NOTHING like the smell of a freshly opened bag of chips.

We got a dog from a foster situation. Got her home and found out she was absolutely terrified of everything, and would not go pee outside. My wife even spent six hours outside with her and not a drop of pee was left in the grass. We came inside and put her in her kennel and she proceeded to pee everywhere. Ugh. We…

My buddy didn’t do a good job keeping his clean and it got infected. Not pretty.

Crispy taco was my winner too and I am glad I wasn’t crazy when detecting a hint of lettuce. I thought the everythings just tasted like a muted sour cream and onion. Fried Green Tomato tasted like a chip with a little herb flavor on it.

Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but esports is just how they spell sports in France.

Some have accents from languages that aren’t even real. What’s up with that shit? Also, Vader was King Imperial and straight up American accent. It is because he was a Jedi first.

Wasn’t that basically the Vikings show that was on the History Channel or something?

You must not have been watching 1986-2013.