I would have to guess Mark.

Kanga-roid!

Twice in one week!

“I’ve seen some shit, man. Shit you wouldn’t believe.”

Don’t do drugs, kids.

I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.

“Oh yeah, bro, my pecs are ripped!. I’ve been trying to do upper body one day and lower body the next but today I hit both pretty hard. No pain no gain, right dude?”

Ripped roided roo runs amok!

I’m sexy and I know it.

How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?

he is just there for some ladies, flexing muscles

This is nightmare fuel. :(
Is he on steroids? Is he going to go into roid-rage? I am worried for the residents of this town. They should evacuate and just let him take over.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

This one is estimated to be around 2 meters, or 6-foot-5 ,which is—you guessed it—the same height as The Rock.

Ok but how is it racist to assume that this person was white, that is what I am saying. try and understand that SOME (before i get accused of speaking for everyone) people of color reading this are more likely to believe that this story is coming from a white woman, since in our experience we are less likely to get…

Just curious? How is it racist to assume that a white (passing) person was more likely to get away with carrying drugs on a flight, when we know that people of color are more likely to be searched at security? how is that racist? let that marinate.

Dear flygirl,