Came home ysterday and, as sadly enough expected, my phone and internet had been cut out entirely by tech number two. Leaving work early AGAIN to meet another one. Ugh.

You should have flagged that tweet as harassment.

Are you sure it’s not the Ebola? Read more

Amen! What did you read?

The best most relaxing weekend thing is reading a book. What did you read?

What book did you read? Don’t hold out on us! ;)

Books are great! Someone recommended The Rook the last time I asked, and I finished it on Saturday. A lot of fun. Read more

Congrats! Finishing a book is always very satisfying. And having time to just read is wonderful.

Yeah, we had to bend the whole corrective action process out of whack to keep from hurting their fee-fees when they make the same fucking mistakes over and over again. If any outside auditors ever catch that fact, we’re all screwed.

Or just crazy, you know. Read more

President Hogg has a nice ring to it. This kid is getting shit done and doesn’t need to tweet NO COLLUSION! every day while he does it.

Aw, I love veggies! What are you having icks at? Sometimes all you need is a better way to cook them!

The worst part about getting middle-agey is shoving that stuff in your face even if you DON’T have any kids to impress. :(

PS carrots too. Probably corn as well.

It helps if you cook them properly:) Read more

HI EBOLA. Read more

I had a knee-jerk cringe reaction when I saw the pic/title, and thought this would be another thing about saving dog hair to crochet/knit something out of stinky dog yarn. Read more

And you’ve been missed.

Hey! All kinds of people turning up tonight...

My Lal is fussing at me to play with her but then she’s like “meh” whenever I try. Little shithead. (I’m sure after ten years there’s a Simon’s Cat for that too.)