When I first heard the story, I almost couldn’t believe it was real. But then people started corroborating it. Truly unbelievable.

Really?

*Reads title* Wow this is fucked up.

seriously, i’m done. if i ever have kids, they are growing up in impenetrable bubbles.

Finding out you’ve been fired by being locked out of your email?! My anxiety is literally going to go through the roof every time I have a technical issue with my email, now.

She’s Black.

I am going to miss these two so much.

I’m still shaking my head from the vitriol that bubbled up when Lil Bub did a Take Five video with FLOTUS. Suddenly, all these people screaming about how an Internet cat shouldn’t be political, and how they were unsubscribing or unfollowing or un-whatever on their social media platform of choice, because HOW DARE THE…

I think Eleanor Roosevelt would be a contender.

It never ceases to amaze me that the First Lady’s initiative is trying to get America healthy and there is extreme push back for that. Getting people to drink water instead of Mountain Dew. Freedom hater! Asking school boards to stop counting french fries as “vegetables” on their menus. Communist supporter! Letting…

And now no one is ever going to take me seriously again when I say I’m too busy to go to the gym. THANKS OBAMA.

We’ve come so far since Bill Clinton went jogging to McDonalds.

Note to self: check computer volume before clicking videos.

Did you see Obama’s response? It was great.

Smart, successful, strong, gorgeous, great taste, and evidently enjoying a hot marriage to (arguably) the most powerful person on the planet. Nice work if you can get it.

michelle obama could kick any other first lady’s ass, right

I don't think I've ever wanted to be someone more than I want to be Michelle Obama. She never ceases to amaze.

Michelle Obama can do no wrong.