Dear Governor Walker:

"I beg your pardon!" -Satan

"This is the number of women in the world who would actually touch my penis: my wife, and the female reincarnation of Satan."

'Bout time something went right in Wisconsin

I want to star this one million times.

So maybe a few months of sanity? That is, until this ruling is overturned by a moronic appeals court that somehow rules that the govt's interest in women's "safety" when it comes to abortions is legitimate but the govt's interest in women's health by trying to provide access to affordable BC isn't.

This might be a dumb question but...do they call them TRAP laws on purpose? Like TRAP women into having the goddamn baby? Who came up with that? I mean they're not even trying to hide the agenda at this point, it's like yes we want to force women into this. Not like, well, we think they'll eventually be won over and…

People keep making the claim that you can't compare the US to Sweden (I know this particular piece is about France, but I'm using Sweden because, that's why) because of the difference in size and geography, but they are surprisingly comparable: They have similar population density (actually the US has more people per…

"So, if you treat a baby factory like real people, it becomes a better baby factory?! Buh-b-but the Bible-the kitchen-(head explodes)"

Bonus points: you get to put your dick wherever and not pay child support! Man those womenz really holding you down with all their babies n shit.

Cue all the people who will start shouting about dirty socialism and bootstraps.

Seriously though, having a baby and dealing with work is a nightmare. I am currently out on FMLA leave for the birth of my child- 5 weeks in, my work decided they are not going to pay me for my leave... Even though I have more than enough sick leave to cover my time off. Also, they are making it retroactively…

Well, good. I wish we had that in the US. There are deeper issues in the US that aren't as prevalent in Europe as a whole, even with birth rate differences.

You're just running around saying senseless things. I hesitate to even call this trolling.

Before we start praising France as a reproductive paradise, consider that French women have to wait 7 days for an abortion because the state and the family are "working so closely together" that the second an egg is fertilized the state interest in the family starts to override personal autonomy. The same thing that…

France exports more goods per capita than the US does, they export a bit more than 1/3 of what the US does with not even 1/5 of the population. They are the fifth largest exporter of goods in the world.

Actually they're illegal without the written consent of both parties unless there is a court order. But don't let facts get in the way of your ridiculous sperm-jacking panic.

And this, for the tea party commentariat:

Ah, the comments on that article are such a pleasant way to start a Saturday!