I'm going to need one of these scarves for personal safety. Time to swap out these heavy ass quarters in the bottom of my handbag.

Underbush cool? Cool.

I'm a Grown Woman.

On one hand, I could give a shit about some dude and his marijuana and Xanax. I'd be high too if he was my Dad.

Cool! So, since there are designated naturist areas, that means it's ok to go around nude anywhere? Ok then!

Really? I don't keep abreast of these things.

Careful with those rocks. Lotta glass in our house, here.

Selfie Stick, in one's ass, that's the only way it can conceivably work.

yeah that fleshy bit is my balls it's been a couple days since I shaved them.

I just took one because I'm a rebel.

Here's the thing: when you book a trip to a foreign country, take a minute to find out about their customs, mores, etc. It only takes a minute to find out that Thailand is not cool with nudity. There, done.

18 innocent women on vacation. Sentenced to prison for innocent pictures of the bottom half of their boobs. Sent to Thailand's most notorious jail, full of equally nubile of selfie taking prison. Will they band together and fight for (boob) freedom? Or will their passions overtake them on...

Underboob selfies... The next logical steps are underbutt and underball selfies. But questions.

Oh, the old top-tit! That one's still ok.