Chimera kitties are super awesome:

The problem is that they were caught on camera they were not expelled for being racist they were expelled because they were caught on camera, please especially if you are white do not start with that racism is taken more seriously than rape or sexism because that is not true.

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

how do you not have a clear as shit mental picture

Easy to clean up? Have you ever tried putting one in the dishwa... um..

Now see, I approve of the target, but not the tactic.

As a school teacher speaking from 15 years of experience let me just say that glitter does not go away. Ever. When the next nickeloid comet strikes the earth and all is destroyed, three things will remain...glitter, cockroaches, and circus peanuts. What that says about us as humans I hesitate to proffer a guess.

JUSTIFIED?!?!!?!?!?

I'm legit torn on this one. My prank-o-meter wants to rate this one a 10, yet my inner adult feels terrible for the office staff who had to deal with the cleanup. I think I'd feel less controversial about the whole thing if the congressman-whose-name-sounds-like-a-cereal-box-character had had to clean up the mess…

Pro-lifers like to bombard people with bloody fetus dolls, so I think the use of glitter by pro-choicers is perfectly justified (and fabulous).

No, it does not. It makes him look like someone who deserves a glitter-bomb.