Congratulations, Burt! It's been an incredible ride to see you go from snarky commenter with all of the hearts to beloved writer with all of the stars. Don't be a stranger!

We'll miss you liked a waxed Burt Reynolds would miss his chest hair! Best wishes for Cosmo - looking forward to 50 Ways to Do Hiddles With A Scrunchie.

Good luck!

friendzoning: a history of the vatican's relationship with women, by anna "prettiest princess" merlin and adulto "adultosaur" saur

Vatican I don't like you like that but thx, nice report, I'll totally give it a read [backs through doorway, runs to car, peels out, speeds off]

yo why is the vatican schmoozing on bitches tho

My abortion via the pill at 7 weeks was nothing like, say, rape, FGM, trafficking or infanticide but this is noted, Catholic Church.

You know, for an organization that doesn't allow women in leadership positions, they certainly spend a hell of a lot of time talking about us.

amputate the expressive possibilities of the human face, which are so connected to empathic abilities

Well, consider this a joyous ode to what might have been.

21. Cat assholes

How would Mitt Romney be President and a grandfather at the same time?

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I used to work for Adobe for a period of time and they take their licenses very, very seriously and performs regular audits on large companies to make sure that the number of licenses purchased matches up with the number of installations. There's almost always a dependency, and usually they'll go and give the company…

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