I certainly hope you're right. Has she been going to a space specialist?

The president asked me to do that. You might be comfortable refusing the orders of our Commander in Chief but I have more patriotism than that. He specifically requested that I do the dance to We're All In This Together while floating over the earth and how the fuck was I supposed to say no? To him of all people? …

Hang in there buddy, we're getting through to her. I know her behavior has been erratic lately, but I think she's finally letting us in. She's projecting a lot right now but if the doctors are right, this is the first step toward healing.

You have no idea how good it is to hear you say that. We were all concerned when you named your imaginary friend after Stevie (him most of all), but to hear you finally admit it? That means everything to us. We all knew you had an imaginary friend to help you get through the nights when you would pee your bed…

I was there while you spent an extra 27 seconds prancing around in space. You nearly compromised the mission and cost several astronauts their lives. I don't appreciate you leveraging your space experience for cheap commenting points. I'm especially disgusted given that you hurled your space helmet over the Whitehouse…

Sigh....this has gone too far. Everyone's been propping up your delusions far too long (Jesus, the funeral thing) and goddamit it, someone has to say something.

OK now you've gone too far. You're actually taking credit for saving us from the space trash from Stevie of all people? He worked so hard on that mission and you're just erasing him from history now that he's dead and can't defend himself? As if he even would. He was too nice a guy for it. He would just bear the…

Please, space toilet? I saved us from a calamitous run-in with space trash. While SOMEONE was busy prancing around all "oh wow stars."

Yeah, the movies are always about the people who clean out the space toilet. Sounds riveting.

You're not playing the long game right. You get the attention NOW but there's going to be a blockbuster biopic about my essential space contributions and life of quiet dignity in like 40 years. I'll wave to you from the awards shows.

Spoken like a person seething with jealousy.

I guess I care more about our team than I care about petty records and things. Unlike some people.

Yeah well all that lollygagging earned me a space in the history books, pun intended. I don't see a list of the incredible feats first accomplished by the so called "essential personnel."

Are you sure its "mods" plural? I thought it was just "mod," as in a singular entity. I thought thats what the sacrificial rituals were about.

I believe its groupthinkmods@yahoo.com.

Not all of us can afford spend all that time lollygagging around space. Some of us have important things to do on the spaceship. You must be non-essential personnel or something.

Actually the goal of the space walk was to stay out as long as possible so all you proved is that you're a coward. BAM

I'm being spacewalk shamed, how do I contact the mods?

If by "better" you mean that you had to turn back a full 27 seconds before I did than sure, you're "better"

As if fashion matters in the vacuum. You're just mad that I'm better at space walking than you.