She lost me when all of the other kids in middle school (ALL OF THEM) were doing heroin.

I mean, my brother basically is my clone, just without tits. Oh and he's taller but if you gave him boob implants, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Or even if you didn't give him boob implants still NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I just feel so, so sad for this woman (girl?) Reading the article, the whole thing with the fifth grade boyfriend/cheating/pregnancy/burned down cigarette house story? And how controlling she felt her mother was? And the town full of heroin kids; and the missing a distant stepfather when he and her mother took a…

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

Not marry, but plot world domination together.

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

Yes, at 18, the law declares her fit to consent, but WTF is this dude thinking?

My dad was a philandering narcissist who apparently never heard of condoms, and as a result I have multitudes of half-siblings that are always popping out of the woodwork and coming out to meet the family. I've sometimes bristled under the dysfunction, but I suddenly feel really grateful that none of us has ever…

There seems to be a big difference between the GSA described earlier and this girls relationship with her dad. It's one thing for two consenting adults to find each other sexually attractive (even if they are related) and a totally different thing for a minor and her father to engage in a sexual relationship. (I'll…

I COULD NOT EVEN READ THIS WHOLE THING, YOU GUYS.

I'd murder my clone and farm him for parts, because I know for a FACT he would do it to me if I let my guard down. That sonuvabitch.

a) Everything in this relationship sans sex is what a healthy parental relationship is supposed to be.

"We both hate neck-biting..."

no i am annoying af

To reiterate:

Time to deploy the Nopetopus.

First of all, let me offer a rebuttal.

My father contacted me for the very first time when I was about 30 years old. What I felt was more like a very strong repulsion. I don't think meeting him face to face could possibly change that...