That boat at the top is cute as hell. I want one.

Is this women only? Can I walkout too?

Kroil. Use this and don’t look back.

For me it’s the steering wheel. I’d crash that as soon as I tried to grab the missing part.

But it’s a bad one.

I can see that. But it makes the Audi hate rise.

I hope those fuckers have a fun time in jail.

It seems like if any VAG should have pulled out it should be Porsche. Now Audi can rest on its laurels.

How many rotors would that be all told?

Reminds me of a student my mom had. Completely failed but said “Can’t I get a point for trying?”

I don’t know. Would a well placed EMP really fuck stuff over a good portion of the country? If so I might be willing to trade a city for that.

What about when you are cornering at speed? Those back tires are getting extra grip.

And the fact that we really don’t want nukes going off in the upper atmosphere.

Ethan Cootch?

Fucking horrific. At least the shit cunt driving died.

In addition to the other comments I think they are supposed to explode before impact. Then the ICBM flies through high speed debris.

I don’t judge you on that. I like crackers slightly stale.

What’s wrong with his face?!

Apple’s question is stupid easy. If you don’t get that go back to elementary school. Hint: Archimedes.

As a solarwinds engineer among other things that is an absurd question. The proper answer is: Im going to monitor your shit and let you know when something isn’t working.