She just invented it (lol) and is very very proud of how clever she is. She reminds me of a really pathetic schoolyard bully with how she pats herself on the back for coming up with such a lame insult.

Whenever I see a horrible tweet like those I brace myself a bit before seeing how many likes and retweets it got. I still flinched a bit seeing that number though.

I have a friend who has a new over-the-top dramatic love affair that ends catastrophically every month. Then she posts about how she loves being single before inevitably moving in with some guy she’s known for a week and then he doesn’t pay the rent and she’s stuck with a shitty lease. I thought this was a habit she’d…

Yeah, definitely. I just checked and she's got nearly 12 million followers. She's no Ariana Grande but still that's a lot.

I think she has a pretty big following, especially with a younger crowd. I've been following her on Insta for a few years now. I can't even explain to you why. She just mesmerizes me.

I got horrifically poisoned by contaminated water in Prague last year and I could only handle bananas for a month. I’m still so thankful to them for doing what they could to stop the massacre of my stomach and bowels. But even then I certainly couldn’t stomach more than maybe 5 a day max. They’re just way too filling.

I wish we would retire the word “chunky" forever from referring to food. I gag every time I hear it.

Oh god I can't wait for Obama to go out there and campaign. Please end this national nightmare for us, Barry.

Major Upset

I know a lot of former Ron Paul supporters who jumped to Bernie’s ship and now are headed for Trump. There’s a certain subset of young white men who are disaffected and want change (but can’t really articulate what that exactly means for them) and there are lots of them who flock to Reddit. I’m sure if you asked them…

That article made me laugh so hard. I got one then as well and I was thankful for Gawker trying to get in their daily hategasm because I hadn’t heard of the card until then!

Rainn Wilson’s is the absolute best. I love when these things happen. It adds some fun mystery to life.

I’ve heard this from old very conservative white men. It’s the same thing they said about Obama when they claimed he wasn’t “really” black. They’re just trying to diminish the success of minorities.

Mike Yard says some ridiculously misogynist shit on the panels and I am so freaking mad Wilmore lets him talk on the women’s issues panels. Wilmore is a really good guy and seems to really care about women and women’s issues but Yard is so damn tone-deaf. On one panel he talked about how “none of the men he knew”…

I saw Purple Rain for the first time yesterday and found that part so hilariously awful because in the scene right before his concert his dad shoots himself in the head...

It infuriates me how right-wing MRA types try to suddenly pretend they really really care about women and protecting them. After Cologne, so many of the men I know in Europe suddenly cared very deeply about rape and posted endlessly about the incidents of that night and how it demonstrated how Muslim immigrants have…

She tweeted earlier as a cat stuck up in a tree so yeah I think this is just her new fetish du jour. She also did that Girls & Corpses (NSFW) magazine back in the day so she’s been going for the fetish market for a while now.

Thanks! I’ll check it out. :)

I can’t hate the girl because she’s so incredibly bizarre and manages to surprise and amuse me constantly.

What is this from?