I found it kinda cute because it reminded me of every old person on Facebook. “Hey Jimmy iTS GRANDMA lol love u - love grammy.”

Wow wow wow. My dad’s a super-mega-tough-guy-USAUSAUSA-fuck-weakness kinda dude but when I was little and we found a bird that got trapped in some sticky muck outside a dumpster I helped him very gently get it out, clean it up, and return it to its nest. Wanting to hurt an injured animal for no reason is some…

I really fucking hate when men who constantly advocate for misogynistic policies suddenly claim to be out for the “protection of women.” I see this all the time now regarding refugees in Europe from right-wing men who spew the same hateful bs as MRAs do but now are really really concerned about women getting raped.…

Whoa what. That honestly made me laugh because it’s such a bizarre and extreme thing to admit. I can understand the desire to kick a bird because I’ve lived in Paris where pigeons reign supreme and they’re mean af but wanting to kick a bird because it looks too weak??? What the ever living fuck.

Tony Ortega has been talking about Lisa-Marie Presley taking down the church for a while now and I’m so. damn. excited. I admittedly can’t name a single song of hers but if she does this then I’m buying her whole back catalogue just out of support.

Thank you. I don’t know why this wasn’t addressed when the correct lyric is written right above his statement. When I listened to the song I expected her to end with “hand” but then she went with “head” and I was like huh? ohhhhhh. I took it more as him walking away and her being a slave to the fear of him leaving.

I’m still not 100% clear if it’s a good time for a getaway. I think they need to really hammer that one in.

I always say I’d love to go back in time and talk to people in iron lungs: “hey you guys so good news from the future: we have a vaccine for this!!!! Bad news... there are idiots who are so anasthesized from living in a disease-free bubble all their lives thanks to these vaccines that they now refuse to vaccinate…

I’ve been bracing myself for the inevitable “sexism’s over!!!!!! Quit complaining! We have a female president!!!” line that has been “racism’s over!!!!! We have a black president!!!” since 2008.

I saw a commercial for them that was like “you don’t want to use chemicals around your baby!!!!” and I was like oh ok so you’re marketing to ignoramuses who don’t know what chemicals are, are terrified of “toxins” but can't explain what that means, and are probably afraid of GMOs again without being able to tell you…

Oh, believe me, I’ve tried. He’s very young though so I hope he’s going to grow up some and see that he’s not actually an infallible genius because he repeats what he reads on Reddit.

One of my very close friends (a young white dude ofc) used this argument and I was so disappointed. I argued with him but he kept insisting that this was “unfair,” “sexist,” and “racist” when it's applied to hiring more people of color. I'm still so devastated that he could be so incapable of seeing how awful this…

Some Republican members of my family threatened to move to Canada if Obama was re-elected and I'm still to this day confused by that.

Ding ding ding. That’s what made me laugh so hard about this. I imagine the person posting it googling something ridiculous like “skinny sizes.”

I think it’s pretty much the same rate as trying rehab normally, maybe better. I know a guy who was on it a few years ago and he’s relapsed a few times. Our mutual friend who encouraged him to get clean ended up dying though :(

I have to admit I experienced so much schadenfreude (and it was mostly guilt-free because he was such an unrelenting asswipe) during his campaign so if there’s a chance to relive that then I’m in.

Now I’m looking into it (haven’t really before) and yeah I think this is just taking some misremembered things (basically all the “proof” I’m seeing is people stating her age differently) and turning it into something bigger. I could understand it if she grew up on a farm and was homeschooled her whole life before…

I’ve heard this before but I’m so confused because it’s not like they lived in a bubble before fame. People went to high school with them. Are there no yearbooks?

When I first saw a picture of her I thought she was part of the extended family. But, to be fair, everyone is morphing into the Kardashian image now. Everyone is doing the same contouring, the same eyebrows, the same hair, dressing the same. It’s creepy.

I recommend giving it a try if you can! :) Personally I started at the funeral episode (aptly titled “Funeral”). I think that’s when the show started to discover who it was and the next few episodes are so great. There were episodes that were really weak that I wouldn’t watch again (I wasn’t a big “Mother’s Day” fan)…