My mother did, definitely. Mostly though she just tried to influence my body image, my relationship with food, and my self-esteem. I honestly don’t think she even understood what she was doing, though. She hates herself so much and is so deep in her ED (and has been for almost her whole life) that now I feel like she…

Honestly, upon closer inspection... are we sure that that isn’t Bob Durst? We know he has a thing for disguises, after all. They have the same shark eyes.

Haha never thought of it that way. I borrowed my friend’s sunglasses one day, not realizing they were mirrored, and I thought I had done something terrible and everyone hated me/didn’t want to tell me something because everyone looked everywhere but in my eyes while talking to me.

I’m glad to have an outlet to rant, to be honest. It was met with such uncritical critical acclaim that I was so shocked. The entire time I was watching it, I just looked around me like “is everyone else watching the same film?!? Is no one else repulsed by a girl losing her entire family and then falling in love with…

Oh god you’re right. And wasn’t her handler fondling her the whole time? I’ve tried to block the whole movie from my memory.

Anything by Paul Verhoeven makes me feel sketched out. In the Netherlands people went apeshit for Black Book, a story about a Jewish woman who prostitutes herself out to a Nazi officer and then falls in love with him. People called it the best Dutch film of all time. It made me want to vomit everywhere. It was so…

Everyone is unnerved when talking to someone wearing mirrored glasses. I mean, I guess it works if you’re a cop or something, but other than that it just makes people want to stay away.

Whenever I see something advertised on Insta I think “aww damn it’s kinda cute too bad I could never ever buy it now.” I’ve never seen anything advertised there that didn’t reek of low-quality scam. The blue glasses aren’t that bad. Too bad I will stay away from that brand forever now.

Don’t worry, he seems like a deadbeat dad, too.

I completely agree. There is zero possibility that you grow up in a house where there are constant camera crews and every woman is terrified if they don’t look their best so they have makeup teams around the clock hosing them down with two-shades-too-orange foundation until you can no longer see what they really look…

I seriously started to cry a bit because I was terrified she was dead or paralyzed. I’m still very worried about her recovery. I, too, have never seen a cyclist fall like that on her neck and then lie crumpled and unmoving. I hope she’s ok.

My favorite is the one where she essentially called Hillary Clinton a bad mom on Mother’s Day. It was so hilariously out-of-left-field and below-the-belt.

In my experience, all the people who defend homeopathy (that aren’t completely cuckoo and actually practice it and believe in it) have zero idea what it actually is. They just think it means “natural medicine.” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had arguments with people over this.

Her official platform calls for an instant, total moratorium on all GMO’s lmao

I know she’s the resident Adult Baby, but goddamn Ariana’s new album is amazing. I can’t stop listening to it.

This is so true. I was emotional when I voted for her, but when I saw her up there, something just clicked and I burst into tears. I didn’t realize the sheer magnitude of it all until that moment. I can’t wait until November when we have our first female president. I’m gonna be a mess!

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I agree with you. I think if he were up against Obama for instance, even though Obama is to the right of Clinton, he’d have already conceded by now.

They will either: 1) say it was mutual! it wasn’t rape rape! 2) divert attention to victim blaming questions like “but why was she alone?” “why did she drink so much?” “why did she dance with someone?” or 3) just yell “POLITICAL CORRECTNESSSSSS!” into the night

The decor in that place made me so depressed. It looks like a nursing home.