If only Trump Steaks was still going! /s

They just need to order the soilders to go to the bathroom in shifts. Problem solved, zero cost. You’re welcome.

Sigh....... take a star.

OK, where does a Firefly class transport ship go?

Brilliant, they just need to make it plug in like a giant Dewalt battery. 

This is a great idea... just park it at a recharging station and drive off, come back later. Maybe get 2 and you can “fill up” with a new one and leave the old one.

The Jeep Gladiator Is Struggling ?

Hey now I grew up riding in the back of this ClASSY Ltd wagon. So much style... And ashtrays in the back too!

I remember when those movies were on TV at least once a week.

16 inch is the new 15

I grew up in the country too and I remember frequently pinning my RWD car in winter in order to gain momentum to make it through the next snowdrift. Possible is not necessarily desirable.  

When I was 18 I was TOLD be a large boss that you are to NEVER load a truck from the side. “You’ll scratch my new truck you tool!” “Use those legs of yours to haul that lazy ass up in there from the tailgate!” ..or something like that

I'd like to see it with a giant mega rolled up extension cord in the back, but a diesel genset would probably be a bit more practical.

True, but I’ve had my share of locks freeze, rubber door seals freeze the door shut, and let’s not forget Ram and chevy pickups with exterior door handles snapping off in the cold. I won't mention older ford trucks interior door handles.

What's with the orange beacon light in the back seat?

Is this what the world has come to? An Auto tech has to resort to surfing Gizmodo for the latest fix for a car. Can’t we just hit it with a hammer or something?

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The Ford Mondeo (Focus?) that James Bond drove in Casino Royale.

The modern equivalent would be to feed our smart phone addiction instead of a cigarette one. This is achieved by removing the radio and mounting a cell phone directly into the dash of our cars. We magically control this device by merely speaking.