Engine swap! Can we rip out the back seats and fit a Duramax diesel in there?! There’s a couple of superdutys I want to roll coal in front of.

This is like loud and wild underpants.... For Trucks!

If I ever owned one there would definitely be an oversize antenna sticking out of the top just to mess with people.

That’s a pretty flimsy looking plastic latch on the service hatch.  

Oops, easy to spot the civilian around here I guess.

Not the sharpest looking couple of tanks in the squadron? Sounds like they're perfect for the job.

IiiI had the Izusu Impulse version of this car. I can see why the large hatch would be desirable. I Remeber friends getting in to sit in the back and if I didn’t warn them they would crack their head on the rear glass, every time. Once or twice I would have the hatch open and when I shut it off almost knock someone…

Has no one mentioned how Awsome that cut away drawing for this crap box is? I use to love look though magazines to stare at cool diagrams likes this. Completely unaware how terrible this era of cars really were.

no harm, not the point... not yours to decide. Simple.

It`s not yours. NOT YOURS. 

Damn Straight.

“Drum brakes” That wouldn’t work for some manufacturers unfortunately.

I am thinking more Eye of Sauron.

Bigger, heavier feeling and no independent rear suspension? Seems like Mazda has lost a little of it’s Zoom Zoom.

360 ? 

Nice article, my pick would definitely be the F100. This is one I do actually believe was a “barn Find”.

Apparently we have other “plants” in Canada now to help us forget about the GM closure here. I heard that those are have production issues as well though.

Maybe not the most plausible vehicles, but at that time to me they were my dream cars.

I can hear the outbursts now: