Dude.....

I remember how excited I was when I realized it had the same dash as my ‘86 Mustang GT.

Eh hem. Eh hem. Excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Eh hem (this list is bullshit). Eh hem! [I’m just joking, not really complaining. Well ok, a tiny bit.]

No Hard Drivin’?

Why would you want to take a Dodge Caliber on a joy ride?

The Pelican Grief

Just drop that Volt like a bad habit and start making V8’s instead. I bet they’ll make more money from that.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

He’s full of shit. the site you used is accurate, I know the guy who wrote it.

Steering Wheel Status: Ford Econoline Van

Amen.

That Parnelli Jones pass should be way higher... that was nuts.

I think the real news here is that Derrike Cope is still driving in NASCAR.

This is the most African-anything ever seen at a NASCAR event.

If those were African Bees, everyone would be stung to death around there.

Because going around is for losers.

I think the European Jalopniks need to contact tanks-alot.co.uk, take a test drive, and give us an official review of their offerings.

Did anyone think to check if the license plate on the tank could be deemed offensive?

This is an easy NP. Rust free southern car. AWD, manual and not unattractive.