I’m waiting for the ‘I spent your child support money’ edition in Statutory Grape

Station wagons are better than SUV’s.

Never liked Top Gear, old or new.

Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Bonus: double the fuel...FOR FREE!

I don’t know... it can stack now.

Think if all these fools put this amount of effort into constructive stuff like legal weed or affordable healthcare!

I think a lack of basic understanding about the division of powers in this country kinda does invalidate their movement, but then again maybe expecting them to remember grade 10 civics class is too much.

I don’t know? Does that invalidate their movement? Who cares dude.

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

The grammar in that title is simply horrifying. 

Ok. Slowly and clearly.

Dear Truckers,

They have been calling them the Flu Trucks Klan up here.

They’re too busy putting people in jail for going over the speed limit.

Moments like this are why it is important to make yourself comfortable with cannibalism. 

Wondering what definition of the South you use that doesn’t include Virginia?

Talladega nights has not aged well. 

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry is a classic example. Terrible movie, cool cars.