I think the European Jalopniks need to contact tanks-alot.co.uk, take a test drive, and give us an official review of their offerings.

Did anyone think to check if the license plate on the tank could be deemed offensive?

This is an easy NP. Rust free southern car. AWD, manual and not unattractive.

Good enough for Will Smith, good enough for me.

All of them.

I don't know.... the accountant in me says that's way too much for a car with 134,000....but the guy in me that has the bacon buffalo-cheeseburger in one hand and the can of Blatz in the other thinks this is a screaming deal. Temper that with working A/C, plus temper that with my love for all vehicles that are black,…

I've covered 18 Daytona 500s for CBS, so I've watched plenty of NASCAR action.

Who is your favorite color commentator to work with, and who do we gotta talk to to get Bob Varsha's silky voice back on the air?

2004 F-150 3 valve 5.4L V8. Good luck not breaking them. Fortunately a Lisle tool can help you get them out. Otherwise, time to remove those heads.

That was cute, but even after seven years this one is still the king:

I generally like the squinty look. I actually think the new Mustang could go a bit squinty-er. I can see it in the headlights, sure (which I'm ok with), but the hood is too high and that grille has a bit too much bass mouth gape going on for my tastes ("pedestrian safety" at work):

PLOT TWIST!

It can't be. Not enough empty beer cans on it.

PLOT TWIST:

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Needs more Winnebago man to sell.

$2 beers? Do they have powdered unicorn horns as well?

Like Ronnie said.

That's cool, all this has me thinking about is the next Mudsummer Classic. Can't wait!

I knew I should not have clicked on that link but I saw detroit craigslist and damn. I'm sure the wife won't mind another year without a vacation. Want is overwhelming!