I was gonna invent the BNW i8 but I already have 500 of them

hey dingus combrustion ennins are

*sniff*

Ford, you aren't the man I used to know, but I love the man that you've become.

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THAT I'M FIGHTING BACK TEARS IN A CONFERENCE ROOM OF PEOPLE THAT JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

BMW: We build excitement.

I don't care that this is an ad, and that's exactly what makes it a great ad.

I know the Ford Blimp often self destructs, but isn't that in Toronto?

You probably put more thought into this article than AC/DC put into the album.

One of the more perfect advertising messages you're likely to see, given the subject matter...

The Dude would abide some Creedence.

Lions fan here.

Look. I don't consider myself a smart man, but there are some things I do know. And one of them is that Coors Banquet is definitely, definitively NOT a better beer than Miller High Life.

That I hate every BMW. Nothing about them excite me, and I never understood their popularity. I guess the same could be said for all German brands.

I sell cars at a dealer and even I wonder why I exist.

"Squid" would be appropriate and more bike specific I 'spose! I was just watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia earlier...

He'd have to be pretty flipping (that's the joke) mad. I don't remember seeing him get too bent out of shape to confront other drivers.

If it's Carl Edwards, I just hope that he takes his shirt off.

I'm technically 40. But I vote like a 25 year-old. Does that count?

Best fight quote from all this: "Yuu hit me on yeller!"

The steering issue happens on 03/04 cars also but they won't recall those. Which is why I'm surprised they bothered issuing the LCM recall for 03-04 cars at all, it only took them 10 years...

"In a world... dominated by white, rednecks; a black man raced to make a difference. He taught NASCAR a lesson it would never forget... yes, Negros can drive fast."