Lindsay’s voice sounds like she is trying to keep talking while her organs actively shut down inside of her. It’s painful just hearing it.

Aw, I’d almost forgotten what her birth face was like.

Whatever she did broke her face. She seems to have a permanent sneer now and that’s a shame. I didn’t even realize she had turned 50.

Republicans think “Footloose” is a documentary

Or Betacux.

Trump is absolutely right when he says now there’s a great spirit at State. They’re still on cloud nine there after the ass kicking they inflicted on Michigan a few weeks ago.

They’ll sell like Hoth cakes.

If this clears the snow from your car, then your snow doesn’t actually qualify as snow.

Some of the voice acting here is plenty passable, especially by the standards of anime and videogames. The problem is mostly equipment and editing, which even the best of actors can fall victim to. 

The one true bagel

There’s always piracy. Just use the files with Plex.

::mutters something about Radioactive Man::

She looks really young for Yen but I’m also biased because of the game.

Christ, there are actual grubby hand prints on her upper arm. Ugh.

If the makeup is “convincing”to you, you must have been amused and amazed by the sprightly old man dancing in commercials for 6 Flags. This is on par with Guy Pearce’s old man makeup in Prometheus.

So it's ok for a female to portray a male, correct?

There is nothing funnier than a loud and well timed fart. I applaud this guy for entertaining us. As Louis C.K. says “you don’t have to be smart to laugh at a fart, but you have to be stupid not to.”

There’s something very corporate-y about this style narration, like it’s less for the people playing the game and more for the shareholders. I keep expecting to hear a line like “...and with these new gameplay features we expect to see 35% increase in profits”

How do I spawn on a planet that isn’t immediately actively killing me?