There is nothing funnier than a loud and well timed fart. I applaud this guy for entertaining us. As Louis C.K. says “you don’t have to be smart to laugh at a fart, but you have to be stupid not to.”

There’s something very corporate-y about this style narration, like it’s less for the people playing the game and more for the shareholders. I keep expecting to hear a line like “...and with these new gameplay features we expect to see 35% increase in profits”

Honestly it’s even worse now. Sure they polished up the tutorials a bit but added so much stuff that I am having trouble simply gathering enough materials to fix my first ship without fucking sentinels killing me.

How do I spawn on a planet that isn’t immediately actively killing me?

I disagree that just because she hasn’t held public office that she’s a “moron”.

2) David Spade is still one of my all time favorite SNL cast members.

So I’m a financial newb, but I do have an index fund and 401k!! I thought Kush was in shithole deep debt. Is that just his company and not really him or how does that work? Seems like a lot of rich people have either been bankrupt, are bankrupt or just carry huge amounts of debt and never really have any…

I’m bracing for this behavior to become progressively much worse. All these reports that his “confidence in performing the job is growing” are really ominous because it has nothing to do with him learning a damn thing but because he’s cleaning house of people who keep his worst tendencies in any sort of check.…

You’re only locked in if you stay with the same employer your entire life, or are dumb. Soon as you leave a job, you can roll your money into an IRA you have complete control over. Most people make the mistake of leaving their money where it is, or worse, just rolling it over into their new 401k.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Y’all, these paintings are SO BAD. The painting of Michelle doesn’t even look like her. I get the desire to break the mold of traditional formal portraiture, but this was not the occasion for that. This country has such an issue with the othering of Black people, and the othering of Obama in particular; these…

Honestly, I prefer a terrible joke tattoo to a terrible tattoo that’s supposed to be serious and reverent. At least you can laugh at Hardy’s tattoo or your friend’s clipart turkey. When someone gets a creepy portrait of their toddler or their dead parent, you have to pretend it doesn’t look like crap.

“The most recent renovations were puzzling. They replaced all the efficient CFL fixtures with old-timey gas lamps. Kept complaining to the front desk that they were never bright enough, but told that they were putting out the same level of light as before.”

As a nurse having worked the ED I have seen just about everything. They have some significant differences, the biggest one is Kylo doesn’t care if he get’s his own hands dirty where Trump delegates any dirty work. They have many similarities, poor impulse control and short tempers even when people around, both…

If your new company allows rollovers into their 401k, any time at all. I prefer a IRA because I like having the money under my control rather than in a plan administered by someone else. Also, employer plans generally have notoriously high fees, where I can get low fee funds from Schwab/Fidelity/Vanguard.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

As an independent nation, they are 100% free to develop whatever offensive or defensive technology they would like.

If someone has a real suggestion as to how to get NK to simmer down, without any loss of life, I’d love to hear it.

It was pretty obvious, watching his announcement, that he didn’t have a good Polygrip on the situation.

“Remember how I campaigned on a platform of fearmongering about Muslim terrorists? Watch now as I pointlessly do something to piss off the Middle East and invite the kind of trouble I was so worried about!”