Thanks! I’ll remember this next time I burgle some house that has Google Home.

 I must be the only person who finds this whole episode irritating, but then I am a hateful person. It just screams “actress needs all eyes on her, all the time: news at 11,” combined with cocaine and her tendency to overact. Attention seeking behavior at its basest.

And while there’s a lot to love about the cast’s reactions to the win—especially Winona Ryder’s

This was the hardest thing for me, personally... I’ve done PC tech support in the past and had to make a few warranty related calls in my personal life to get things serviced/replaced. My impulse was to run down the check-list of things I’ve already done (usually the same list they work off of) but I have to remind…

this is wrong. Nabisco Premium Saltines are the only version of saltines that exist. you are clearly a communist spy trying to pass of your foreign wares.

I mean, if you want to get technical income inequality is caused by economic growth through immigration. Immigration increases the economy by lowering the price of labor (helping capitalists get more production for their labor dollar), which is great news for those who earn a living hiring people and terrible news…

I do think this is NOT what Melania signed up for and she is in over her head.

I think she’s glad to have met Michelle Obama, I think she genuinely admires her.

I assume this is a total disaster for her. She is unprepared to be in the spotlight this much, her husband is a rotting pile of tangerines, and he likes her stepdaughter better than her. I only feel a little sorry for her, since she chose to marry him in the first place, but I suspect she wanted a standard trophy wife…

Throughout this whole event she has always looked like someone who is in way over her head. I doubt this is what she had in mind when she agreed to the arrangement with Trump, and I wonder how happy she really is with the way this turned out.

Trump probably didn’t set that photo himself. Twitter likely did it as part of the hand-over process.

Some companys’ 401k plans are better than others.

He will also do a breathtakingly minimal amount of Presidenting.

It’s like he has some sort of fever

Nice try with the “I meant to do that” excuse.

The entire sarcastic tone in this article, from the first sentence to the last.

Black people are the white people of minorities.

ok thought exercise, lets say we made the OA a blind black woman who teaches these white, Filipino and trans-kids (plus BBA!) to believe in themselves through the power of story and interpretive dance. What do you suppose the criticism of that would be,“OH ITS JUST THE MAGIC NEGRO TROPE.”

Diversity around here really just means “black.”

Reality stars in the white house. Who next? The Situation in the situation room? Those weirdo Duggars running Children and Family Services?