The best part of the original Lego Star Wars games was that nobody spoke, and they had to explain what was going on through absurdist gestures and pantomiming. I maintain that the Lego games have all gone downhill since the introduction of dialogue.

Am I the only person who thinks remastered last gen games is a waste of time? I loved these games but I have zero interest in revisiting them with such minor changes.

So Crash lost his adorable dorkiness and made him a cool guy now?

This story gave me an odd tinge of respect for Tom Cruise for asking where the flour and shit was, not expecting a store-bought roll of dough. Like, that’s the most relatable thing I’ve read about him since Nicole hit the skids.

I’m just amazed that there weren’t any assistants there to put together stuff like eggs, sugar, flour, baking powder, vanilla and stuff like that.