Totally thought this was some kind of faux music video from Eastbound and Down.

Or the carpet for that matter.

Crazy Russian Hacker got there first:

So what does he do on leg day?

Interesting. Rovi has (or had) an office in Ann Arbor. I actually interviewed there once for a developer position.

My wife does this. I refuse to take her out for steak. I will show her this article so she can see the esteemed company she keeps with her culinary choices. Perhaps this will help her see the error of her ways.

University of Michigan has something.

Maybe this is some kind of post-Kardashian fame grab? Is there a difference between famous and infamous anymore? Infamous contains the word famous and two extra letters so it must be better, right?

I wouldn’t be so sure. Since we now appear to be living in Bizarro World, I think the following will happen: rather than aging at an accelerated rate like most Presidents, DJT will thrive on all this and actually get younger!

LOL! They foist this guy on us, then swoop in like heroes to save us from him. It’s like the Simpson’s episode where Bart says he’ll start smoking and give that up.

LOL! My college age drink of choice. Not manly enough to drink beer but wouldn’t be caught dead holding a namby-pamby wine cooler either.

If you are ever in southeast MI try to check out MMMM. It’s not very big but it’s a pretty neat place. Not sure if they still have them, but they used to have quite a few really old boardwalk type machines where you put in a coin and the little figures inside would move around and such. Like the Zoltar machine from…

I think I figured it out: Half-Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Portal 3.

I have to admit, it’s clever how he figured out how to redirect the Presidential Aging Acceleration Ray away from himself and onto the rest of the country. I think that thing only affects those with a soul and/or conscience.

He thought it would entail just signing whatever Bannon puts in front of him.

My very specific pet peeve is this: Open world games that have “find all of the xxx” trophies but then provide no in game feedback to help you locate the last 1 or 2 (like GTA IV pigeons). You literally have to just walk everywhere or consult an online map and then revisit every single one of those locations.…

At least he got rid of the overalls.

Michigander here. I pass a giant billboard for this place whenever I go “up north”. Out of perverse curiosity, I decided to check the shows web page. Steve Martin will be there on March 4! A little over a week after Snocross, no less! Is he really that hard up for money?

And then the day after it starts at the first press conference/announcement the first thing he mentions will be how Arnold’s Apprentice ratings have gotten even worse. Total disaster! Sad!

That was my first thought as well. Be careful how you use these things, kids.