At least he got rid of the overalls.

Michigander here. I pass a giant billboard for this place whenever I go “up north”. Out of perverse curiosity, I decided to check the shows web page. Steve Martin will be there on March 4! A little over a week after Snocross, no less! Is he really that hard up for money?

And then the day after it starts at the first press conference/announcement the first thing he mentions will be how Arnold’s Apprentice ratings have gotten even worse. Total disaster! Sad!

That was my first thought as well. Be careful how you use these things, kids.

Most people just don’t care about something if it doesn’t affect them personally. So all those people in the middle of the country, who were born here, who probably haven’t ever even traveled outside of their state (let alone to a foreign country) and probably never will, this doesn’t affect them in the slightest.…

So true. I try to buy store brand for most stuff, but these are one thing where it HAS to be that brand.

Friendship bracelet + homemade card with glued on glitter and elbow macaroni.

Just buy and wear those full body red undies with the poop chute you always see in cartoons. Then it will never be too late, they will not have seen everything.

As soon as I left there, I rolled all those 401s into an IRA at Vanguard.

In Soviet Russia, child abuses you!

I was going to say the same thing. Most of that salt didn’t make it onto the meat. But it’s his “BAM!” signature move I guess. Good for him. Enjoy the 15 minutes while it lasts. Some people never even get that.

Congrats! Gave me a seizure while still being in the greys.

And you, sir, are a jerk. Rather than taking the time to explain what these are to someone who obviously doesn’t have a clue, you just insult them.

This is absolutely perfect! If you don’t know what it is and just kind of glance at it (like me), it just looks like some normal celebrity cash grab, self help, fad diet type thing. But upon closer inspection it’s all right there.

When I read this, the first thing I thought was “Where would The Sitch fit in in this adminstration?”

Same exact thing happened here in Ann Arbor, MI. Only the city hired some sharpshooters to cull the population, with the meat going to a homeless shelter.

Interesting fact: The woman in the hot tub on the far right is Roberta Williams, designer of Kings Quest and Phantasmagoria.

You forgot this one:

I would delay moving out my mom’s basement if it meant I got to hang with Liv Tyler.

Maybe the VR isn’t fully realistic yet, 90% or something. They have the physical park for that last 10%.