Now you got me hankering for a TWD/Happy Days mashup trailer or episode.

Mine too.

What does your wife think about the Harry Potter books?

Water skis. He jumped the shark on water skis.

1. They could climb another route to the top and rappell down, installing the bolts as they descend.

Yeah, I’m wondering why this is even here. Correct me if I’m wrong, but all she did was get impregnated by the fattest, ugliest Kardashian, right?

Neeson, McGregor, McDiarmid all turned in good performances. Portman is a terrible actress. Not sure how she got an Oscar.

Needs more Robert Picardo.

Except Donald Trump is not a billionaire.

The real question here : was he dressed as a Hasidic Jew?

Camping is the worst. I don’t understand why anyone would voluntarily do this for fun. The only time I have done it is out of necessity when visiting places (such as Yosemite) where getting a room is either impossible or impossibly expensive.

So, take the money and run. To quote Billy Ocean, “When the going gets tough, the tough get going!”. In this case, going away from the company in question.

Trigger warnings. Safe spaces. Let the babies have their toys. When they get to the “real world”, the resulting garmonbozia will be that much more delicious.

Like most, when I heard the “I’m going to donate it to charity” thing I thought she would do 50k or something like that. This makes the most sense though. 7 million is pocket change to someone with a net worth of 12 billion. Makes Depp look like a pauper in comparison.

I remember when the first season of DWTS was on TV. I thought to myself “Why would ANYBODY want to watch ANYONE dance with the stars?” And yet here we are. How many years later and it’s still going? People really are dumb.

Oh the air manatee.

Best. Soundtrack. Ever.

Duct tape is cheaper, more effective, and has other uses as well.

I love these crazy inventions that seem somewhat reasonable but could never be used in real-life.

You would still have to do all that stuff to the surrounding structure though.