You do realize, that thanks to pop-unders, pop-overs, masks, auto-play music, etc., that MOST networks simply add a ‘BLOCK’ to these various websites, right? My company’s network bans over 1700 URLs and various domains because of this very thing. This means your ads aren’t reaching a LOT of people, because no one…

Ads are part of life when it comes to free; my biggest gripe is when the close X is made so small you tend to hit the advert and trigger the “action” more often than not. That smells of underhandedness to me.

Cheerwine is “Cherry Soda” not “Cherry Cola” — there is a huge difference.

No it’s not. There’s no cola flavor in it at all.

Bonus: Outdoors Mode allows you to enjoy the nice outdoors, smartphone-free, whenever you leave a major city, since you won’t have service.

This is your brain on drugs.

Only thing to make this batter is to wrap it in bacon!

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Phone markup is outrageous, and really I don’t know why people are willing to pay it, other than narcissim and that the products are designd with a built-in done-by date, meaning after a year or so, many are unable to function beyond the basic phone/text use as to be no better than your old-fashioned Nokia flip phone.…

At you kidding me? The hospital is ripping you off way harder than any car dealer ever could. They send your insurance company a sky high padded and feed bill to pay,you just never see it, and aren’t tallying up the ridiculous cost of your health insurance which is withdrawn from your pay automatically every month.

That is fine, but last I flew thru LAX on 3/26 the fuckers had ZERO bins available for us backing up the line for almost 200 feet. The guy kept calling for bins and nothing happened. He called a supervisor to come and look for bins. Almost an hour wait in security line because TSA doesnt have its shit together is a…

Wait. What? You mean there are actually other people on the planet besides myself? NO WAY! ...

Why? Because they've never flown before, have no awareness of their surroundings, or have no regard for other people and their time.

good catch on the binkies. Always had a spare or two in mine, but not since the binkies went bye bye.

No Desitin (for diaper rash), no Mylicon drops (for gassy tummies), no Orajel (for teething). This is a hispter’s backpack of stuff mainly for an adult who has no child rearing experience at all.

What about condoms and lube for all that post apocalyptic sex?

You got so many hose’s there that you give a pimp a run for his money.

Personally, I do give it a lot of gas if I’m in front of the pack at a stoplight, because I really don’t want to drive in the midst of 50 other people that don’t use their turn signals, are talking on their phones, etc. I couldn’t care less about the guy beside me, but if I can put a few hundred feet between myself…

Gen Y is willing but mostly unable to pay $3700 for tech in cars.