That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

If that's the color of your vomit and piss, dude, call a doctor.

There are alternatives, ya know...

Civil ceremony for the win! We had sex when we got home from the county clerks office. :) I have never understood the need for a big, fancy ceremony. I love him, he loves me, I'd rather spend that money on something that lasts for more than a day and that doesn't stress me the fuck out.

Best article so far on FTA!

Amen. I understand the USAF position, but don't agree with it. A better solution to balance the books is to retire the B-1; the B-52 can perform all of the same missions, better and cheaper, with the exception of low-level supersonic penetration — and how often do we need that? Let's not forget, too, that the US has…

My argument for those who don't need FACTS would be JUST LOOK AT HOW COOL IT IS! Do you see that huge gun wrapped with wings?! Its flippin Awesome! *cue making plane and gun sounds with mouth*