The life of the newly adult hipster is hard.  So very hard.

Please identify these great diners that ban very young kids during dinner times, I will patronize them exclusively.

I honestly hope this policy is a direct response to Sam’s son and not just a general policy that bars across the country have.  It would warm my heart to know that this self important dick was the reason children are no longer welcome after 5.

“My Yelp review was fucking G L O W I N G.”

Yes, because storing all that air in the car really weighs it down.   

Both are terrible for health and are habit forming so I’m gonna go with the marb so they at least look cool

Uh, is the a trick question?

with this I declare you one step lower on the laziness ladder. you are two steps away from paying someone to prechew and momma bird that shit right into your mouth. I say this in the most nonjudgmental supportive light.

I’m proud to be a Sushi From Muskogee.

So you value your time and work/life balance? That’s exactly what being wealthy would give you (we’re talking about real wealth here, not just merely making a higher salary and working twice the hours - that seems like a wash). Seems like becoming a lottery winner really would make you happier.

Ah, yes. The rich man who says, effectively, ‘no, poor people, you really don’t want to be rich - you’re happier staying poor’. And yes, Seneca was a rich man. Helen Gurley Brown was much more on point when she said “Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.”

I, for one, would still like to find out for myself.

This idea prevented me from seizing opportunities to move up in my career (in a good way). I never want to cap myself but the trade off in work/life balance was in no way worth the increase in salary. I worked on the same team with my wife (which was awesome), was locked in at a solid 40 hours, and made enough to live…

That’s not a business model. That’s a crime.

If a city/state is going to offer incentives, it makes sense to take them. In fact, it would be a bad move not to take them.

“Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but ya’know Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.”

And not to wear too much makeup.

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

When you’re coming home from the Batteries and Wire convention in Paris, I would advise that you ship all your samples DHL rather than packing them in your luggage.

Wah-wahs of Mass Destruction