I'm still waiting for Justin Long to be actually dragged to Hell.

Philly will never unequivocally love an Eagle quarterback forever until he wins the team their first ring. And even then, he better have the good sense to either win another one, or retire, in the following year or two.

Make sure you catch the Mutter Museum before or after, it's not too far away. I can't imagine a better one-two punch.

Except one: Temple of Elemental Evil was the only game to use the actual crunchy, tactical, turn-based combat of D&D 3.5 as its combat system, and it remains one of the best fantasy squad-tactics experiences ever. However, it also might have the worst story and worst writing of any D&D game ever, as it basically just…

Pretty much every line of that song is a whole movie, but it might also have the best last line of any song ever: "I'll be eligible for parole…come Valentine's Day."

I thought it one of those medieval Christian thought-experiment paradoxes, like "can God create a weight so heavy even he can't lift it?"

Cass Cain or GTF…aw, who am I kidding, I'm going to completely ignore this anyway.

I'm with ya - the public is primed for a light superhero comedy, and TV is the perfect place. Not only is this a premise that should work, and something that actually could be pretty fresh if remade, but it's one of the very few superhero properties not in the clutches of any fanboy cult demanding six different kinds…

I get a lot out of Don't Starve, as I think it's entire mechanic revolves around messing with hoarding tendencies in gamers like me, who can't help but collect collect collect. If you hoard too much, you'll die; if you collect too little, you'll die; if you don't diversify your stuff, you'll die. You have to…

The IKEA Amityville house kept falling apart whenever it rained.

KRUËGER

I can't stop staring at that one wide shot of Cap in profile. With subtle little choices in linework, composition, and tone variance, Pulido just nails how, even aged and uncostumed, Steve's presence just fills the room. Beautiful.

Wh…Rodriguez is buddies with Chris Ware?! And he thought Sin City was a "quantum leap" from a Ware comic?!? Wait a sec…

Hm. Y'know, I think that article features my very first registered comment, under another name. 2009?! Jesus Christ.

Reminder: it is in the New Cult Canon.

One of the things that is so extraordinary about that final scene: all of a sudden, Jackson strips all the fantasy away. Even the music and the slow-motion stop, and after a whole film where you've been inhabiting the worlds of these girls ever deeper and deeper, it's like an alarm jolting you awake from a beautiful…

…stale urine.

What's up? You say you wanna be down?
Out of my square, or face ranks in Renown
Five-foot-step back, or join the demons and devils
Sunderproof, I took Die Hard at first level

I figured it was half style-guide etiquette (when I started commenting, I often appended a "Mr." or "Ms.", when speaking directly to staff), half sarcastic distancing.

I'm still puzzled as to why Bell didn't show up on TLLS for like a year, despite appearing in lots of other talk shows plugging stuff in the intervening.