It’s the powdered sugar that always foils my not leaving the house plans! I never seem to remember to keep it around but always need it! So I go to get powered sugar, get distracted and end up buying everything but the powdered sugar. Write a list you say! You underestimate by ability to lose said list between here…

I am so guilty of this too. Bad Days = Frosting right out the can and ‘Clueless’ on repeat. Lalalalalalala I can’t hear you world I’m too busy rollin’ wit my homies lalalalalalalala.

Pssst... even though this shooting wasn’t related to a white, christian, gun toting extremist it doesn’t make all the other shootings that were go away.

Fun story: I failed a math course in highschool due to truency and had to attend summer school. The teacher for this course was actually a physics teacher and it was well know that to avoid doing math work we just had to distract him with his more preferred subject. I recall one class he spent 3 hours talking about…

As long as Jesse Williams takes his shirt off at least once per season Grey’s Anatomy will stay on the air. And I for one and completely fine with this.

I love peas. I am so full of peas. I had creamed peas and regular peas for dinner tonight. Did I mention I love peas? Let’s be friends.

I make excellent pierogi! Can I bring my dog? She’s cat friendly!

Just took a break after four episodes and holy shit it David Tennant terrifying in this role. I mean the back if his head is menacing as fuck.

I cringed too. I have bad knees, ankles and 20 extra pounds on my ass and I can still do better fouettes than Britney. On carpet.

#NotAllTexans! Really, though I’m just as horrified by what comes out of the mouths of some Texans. If I didn’t live here I would probably be shouting for Texas to go fuck right off too. Wait no I do shout that sometimes..... carry on!

Right?! At what point do these people decide that Donald Trump is just one of us regular joes?! How do these people reconcile who Donald Trump really is with who they think or want him to be. He’s a racist, xenophobic, bigot who has NO experience in the field he’s trying to stick his dusty, shriveled cheeto dick in.…

Finally, an uplifting story on Gawker!

I have irregular periods thanks to PCOS and after a months long dry spell, texted my mother to tell her I finally started my period this morning.

Too late for me.

Really?! No way. This can’t be! I’m just so shocked! After my countless hours research in the greys I was sure there had to be some other reason behind this mans actions. Golly gee wiz, I just can’t believe it!

There are not enough stars to give for “Capaldick”.

Shhhhh. That’s where I hide the good weed.

I can totally get behind that.

Orphan Black.

Stop reminding me. I spend enough time up late worrying about whether or not I will be meeting a untimely demise.