So confusing! My housemates don’t even have children! They we’re all long haired, pot smoking, rock and rollers just a short time ago. Never in their lives had they made it a habit to watch ANY news let alone Fox News. And now that’s all they do. Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, whoever that Ground Zero guy is.…

Oh but you just don’t like Trump because he’s rich! Right?! It’s totally because he’s rich.

Please do!

This is gonna be the best road...er... spacetrip ever!

Absolutely. In the event of my demise feel free to use my ass for bacon.

Take me with you! I’m pretty useless for the most part but ..... well no but. I am pretty darn useless. Take me with you anyway! I’ll bring snacks!

I’m not sure I’ve ever had a housemate with a sense of humor. That would be a completely new experience for me!

As soon as I can afford a vehicle I intend to put this place and these people in the rearview mirror and watch them slowly disappear.

Maybe it’s bigger on the inside?

Now I can’t get Gilbert Gotfried’s voice out of my head.

Full disclosure: I own a hollowed out copy of Twilight. Never read the book but saw it at the thrift store for .50 and thought....”Hmmm I bet they will never look in that one!”

Bahahahahahaha! In the curtain rods! That is genius they will never, ever look there.

Exactly. No matter how many times I try to educate these persons they are steadfast in their belief that their truth is the truthiest truth. As the only person in this house who has acutally been inside and utilized the services of Planned Parenthood you would think a concerned citizen would actually be interested in…

My name is not on the lease. >.<

This guy also wants to go live off the grid somewhere, is a Christian Republican, hates the government (especially Obama because of course he does) and owns guns.

This is definitely a complicated problem that requires a multi-pronged approach. There are a lot of loopholes and cracks for a person to fall through. It’s going to take much more than just healthcare reform.

No joke. I am considering moving out of my house today as one of my housemates just said, “Good! I saw those videos of PP selling baby brains and they deserve to be brought down.”

You don’t say? Well, color me surprised.

The idea is that better access to mental healthcare can and will prevent *some* incidents like these as the person would hopefully never get to the point that they would pick up a gun and point at themselves or others in the first place if they are properly treated for whatever condition they may have. Unfortunately…

I’m so sick and tired of this shit. Wah wah wah the world doesn’t exist to only cater to me and my whims!!! Lemme get my gun! What the ever loving fuck is wrong with people?!?