Anna Wintour looks so young.

Don’t worry. I’m sure President Beef Supreme will pardon him once he hears that impassioned explanation of how radical the police chase was and all the great reasons he had for evading authority.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

If Mulder and Scully visit Stars Hollow, it’s to investigate Kirk, right?

And then, as I was about to tell them directly that I was not interested, one of them TOOK MY NOTEBOOK AND PEN OUT OF MY HANDS and said, “Why would you want to spend time in a fantasy world when you could spend it in reality with us?”

Sounds like Oklahoma is NOT OK.

My friend (who is a doctor in the deep south) asks her patients if they would like to put on their headphones because she is legally obligated to say stuff that is medically untrue before she begins. Let’s say that again. SHE IS A REAL DOCTOR WHO IS FORCED TO RECITE A SCRIPT OF MEDICALLY UNTRUE INFORMATION! The only…

Jan 18, 2016... the day all the Jezzies asked their SOs if they were spies and broke open a massive ring of secret agents.

Indeed. And Caitlyn running over people this season never got old. Buckle up, buckaroos!

I think I speak for everyone here when I say

This is EXACTLY the attitude I’m talking about. IUDs are great for some but suuuuuuck for others. I was one of those others. I, like Kim, had a terrible complication which would likely kill me if I got pregnant again (mine was placenta previa). My IUD was giving me endometritis and the antibiotics weren’t working. I…

Not me, idiots who would post that have long been weeded out of my newsfeed

Moxie Crimefighter comes pretty close, tho. Makes Dweezil and Moon Unit sound like David and Mary.

Exactly. Both my pregnancies were fairly easy, but the process still kicked my ass, physically and mentally. Having kids of my own didn’t erode my pro-choice stance at all; if anything I felt even more strongly pro choice. Because anyone who thinks a woman should be forced to endure pregnancy, childbirth, and its…

DAMN. Are they still together?

OMG SO MUCH THIS. It cracks my shit up that people somehow think that going through with 9 months of pregnancy is, like, no big deal and/or a proportional “consequence” for an accidental pregnancy. Oh, you forgot to take the pill one day? You must allow your body to undergo an uncomfortable, debilitating, and…

Joshua Jackson and
Diane Kruger breaking up?? My heart says no, but my vagina says yes.

Precise 4 year age gap between me and my older sis. I think that’s more or less ideal: you’re close enough to understand and advise each other, but you never have to attend high school together.

Same. I also get to advise her on wise choices without her knowing (most of) my awful stories.