it's pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove"! 

A common misconception. He is of the Baden-Württemberg Gambolputty de von…

Of the Bavarian Gambolputty de von …

As of this writing Johann Gambolputty de von…

Somewhere the spirit of Graham Chapman is shaking his head. 

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

I hope to live to see the day when André 3000 puts out a rap album again. His sparsely spread out features on other people’s tracks have always been highlights. But I also respect him for doing whatever the fuck he wants. Follow your muse, flute boy!

Yeah, what cunt decided that?

Mildly interesting that you can have “vagina” in the song name but not “pussy”.

Agreed. I don’t follow real sports, but I do care about Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 

You get a stick for the first comment

You gotta set the tone

We absolutely are. 

“I think the rest of the nation–no, the world, is laughing at us.”

Correct.

I mean, when showing Michelangelo’s David in an art history class is considered the “sexualization of children” the last thing Florida truly has are “Benchmarks for Excellent Student Thinking standards.”

I think the rest of the nation–no, the world, is laughing at us.

If they think Bill the Bard was bad, wait until they actually read the bible.

Well only after he extensively critiques Pikes Technique of putting Alien herbs into his Jambalaya as white boy nonsense and then he’’d show how to make a real Cajun Jambalaya

Sisko would definitely approve of Pike making Jambalaya too.

And Ben Sisko blew up a Romulan Ambassador, lied and got away with it.