I was engaged to the human version of this car back in the early 90's.  She was beautiful.  One of the most miserable years of my life.  N f’ing D.

Ranks right up there with “Never start a land war in Asia”

This car is like a cocaine mistress or boy toy. It will be an incredibly good time when it runs properly. It will also try to completely wreck your life on a fairly regular basis. The fun to misery scale will seesaw back and forth enough to make you motion sick.

Two simple rules for a happy life; do not fall in love with the stripper. Do not buy a 20 year old Maserati.

Seems more like he’s just having fun with life. 

Logic is clearly having fun with this. And him having an “overall lack of talent”? Who are you to judge talent? We’ve seen your articles...

Y’all corny af for this...the only person obsessed with that ballhead heffa is will 

Ridiculous nonsense this article is. 

Oh look. After supporting violence and toxic masculinity, you’re writing about Chris Rock again. Bit of ban obsession for a mid level comic?

But that hairstyle was deliberately chosen by her. She shaved her head. If she was sensitive about hair loss, she could’ve worn a wig, or a hat, or a turban, which are things she has done in public at other points in her hair loss. People are acting as if that mean Chris Rock ripped a wig off her head to humiliate her…

Smith put it out in front of the world and made it everybody’s business.

Seriously, what is up with conservative posts here? Is it one guy with 12 accounts or did AVClub say something nice about Mindy Kaling and bring them here?

JADA MADE IT EVERYONE’S BUSINESS BY PUTTING IT ON THAT STUPID SHOW AND AIRING WILL’S PAIN FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.  

Wow, this is either lazy journalism, or just messy pettiness disguised as opinion.....hitting people is not the answer to words, so to call will Smith some righteous avenger for black women is pathetic. He compared her to a strong, determined, beautiful, bald, female movie character......the point of the movie is that…

I saw him live a few weeks ago. A massive detail the AVClub is selectively leaving out, to maximize the outrage you’re supposed to feel, is that he’s pointing out that she cheated on him by sleeping with their teenage son’s friend, and then they took interviews about it as a family. The joke is Will Smith had to sit…

Chris Rock....on point again! Women DO have power! Will Smith IS a bullying Cuckhold! Most “wokeness” IS unearned victimhood taking up space for real victims! The thing I love most....his daughter in culinary school in PARIS!!!

What a stupid take. Rock was 100 % correct about why Smith hit him. Will got outed by his own wife as a cuck. Makes Smith a super cuck and he was looking to show he was a tough guy. And of course responding to words with fists is WRONG.  Again, what a stupid take

So if they slap you for insulting them, it’s ok?

Decent bait. 

Maserati Biturbo: the car you buy if you want to make a YouTube car restoration series that never ends. Part 167: fixing what we fixed in parts 57, 88, and 123. Next episode: fixing what we fixed three years ago in part 15, last year in part 110, and three weeks ago in part 155.