They must have gotten along pretty well because he invited her along to the recording studio where she met West, Diddy, French Montana, Kid Cudi and 2 Chainz. Guess that was the one time it was worth it to use Uber Pool.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

1. Lepore’s a goddess, and everything she writes is gold.

“a very specific kink in political reasoning: the idea that a system that seeks to increase the wellbeing of poor children should be separated from the welfare of poor parents”

Nah, Kris is just taking over Blac Chyna’s contract for KUWTK. It’s a straight salary with a bonus for each breakup and reconciliation and a special incentive in the event of a pregnancy.

It must be hard to consider yourself liberal and progressive and just hate women with every molecule of your being. That must be a real challenge during election season. We should pray for them.

Whoops. Sorry. Should've re-worded that.

3 things I took away from this post:

My gut reaction to her being cast was that if she weren’t so gorgeous, she wouldn’t have been cast at all. If you’re brown, you have to be drop dead.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

Trump may be a joke but he’s a dangerous fucking one.

If anyone has any way to practically apply this, I'm all ears. I have this inability to stop interrupting due to excitability. I am aware of it and don't know how to change 40 years of behavior.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.