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I have a VERY common name, and when I googled my name and ‘hot’ I got a bunch of photos of other far more attractive Pink is obviously a better color...so not feeling so great...

How did you come up with this so fast? Like, you had to sort through the millions of Kardashian stills to come up with the perfect ones, and format it according. That is talent my friend

Is it Mila Kunis?

I know Billy Talent! But that’s because they were big when I lived in Canada...13 years ago...I am old

oh yeah, you had to show off how many layers you were wearing!

Me too! I went to highschool in Canada in the 90s! I was so proud of how I layered, and now I’m like “how did I do that and think it looked good?”

Uhm, I like This is Us, but I also like to cry so....

oh woops! My bad

7,000 people at the women’s march? Are you missing a few zeros?

Kimye is so pissed right now.

Is Bobby singling out T Swift? He also mentioned Gigi Hadid and Hillary Duff.

Yes I agree. Also, I don’t know anyone who is currently a home owner, that is thinking “Oops, how are we going to sell this now”.

OMG! Definitely buy it if that is what you want, don’t let drumpf ruin your plans! Once you own, you feel empowered and you will be a contributing member of your community.

Congrats! I just bought my first home, and I had to sign the P and S on November 10th! That was stressful as fuck, because I was all like, “well, this is probably the stupidest investment anyone in middle-America can make right now.” But now that I’m in it, I’m all like “I’m a homeowner bitches, I own part of this

Right. Why isn’t that a shirt?????

Is Justin Beiber wearing a Yeezus a hoodie?

Congratulations

What about just plain old “pop”, that’s what I call my father. I’m 35 and not even close to being a hipster

Any other Kanye fans out there, who have had to defend him, and now can’t even...I even overlooked the “Cosby Innocent” fiasco...oy...what has become of you

This should have more stars