I think it’s important for all men to be a little critical about their sexual pasts,

Do you even Florida, brah?

We are still unsure what happened

“I want to express my displeasure with Neymar as a fan but I want to do it in the way that allows for the easiest jokes about French stereotypes. The question is how?”

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

Ok, Dirk is showing his age, sure. But Marc is still too young to be “ageless.” Especially since his mummy-like brother is 4.5 years older and still in the NBA. And Dwight Howard was also born in 1985 and is an effective big man.

Reports of declining participation in Pop Warner football—and, more generally, all 11-player full-contact youth football—have been circulating for years, with some evidence that the decline is related to increased concern about head injuries.

Let’s remember some Butts.

With the amount of money spent the past 5 years, you’d certainly hope so.

the recumbent bicycle kick

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman:

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I’m aware of the works of Carlos Castaneda.

Yes, for they do not admit that there is an entire vocabulary of concepts that they are missing.

The 5/6th of the matter of the universe that is missing (Dark Matter) is contained in the five invisible physical dimensions of the onion that makes up the universe.

Nope, I can’t fit anything worth saying into 280 characters, much less 140.

Radiohead - “Reckoner”