On January 1st, 2017, Gonzalez was a locked to the USA and had repeatedly rebuffed El Tri. A year later and he’s going to wear green. What happened?

Playing for el tri has more prestige in the US than playing for the USMNT too. At least it does where I live in California.

Will this affect their EA stats?

When it was time for me to choose a Kinda handle, it came down to ^^this^^ or “The George Michael (Water) Sports Machine.”

Tim, you’re throwing good opinions after bad. Maybe you missed the TKO at the end of Jack’s tweet. It stands for Technical Knock Out, and it means he won the debate.

Mmm mmm mmm, yeah.

What are the odds that his girlfriend and his ex ended up with seats together? Unbelievable.

power broker, power broken.

In response, a South Korean player later snorted the sidelines.

Nothing friendry about that.

This happens to a Liverpool scout every single time they’re looking for a defender.

Jezebel made one serious error in logic: That there could be only one famous comedian out there masturbating in front of people.

It’s not that big of a boner on the keeper, an inch or two to the left and it’s still going in.

UNC announced that he is unlikely to miss any classes as a result of this injury. Berry announced that he won’t be attending any classes in the near future as he rehabs his hand.

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

100 fucking percent FIFA. I’ll put my house on it.

EDGELORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Upon being reunited with his family, the squirrel said, “I have seen Heaven. Imagine a sprawling green meadow. And you can’t look up without seeing a pair of nuts.”