Typical Deadspin. Nobody appreciates the gravity of this story. Least of all Perkins or Kennedy.

Please, if you are struggling, reach out to someone. There is help out there. Just ask.

Offenders will be suspended without pay

My son’s DA team played against LAFC and it was filled with inner city black kids. And those kids play for free. When they get to high school they will be training like LA Galaxy does which is the way Barca trains. They play in the morning, go to class, train at lunchtime, go to class and then do stuff in the evening.

As a left-winger living in a bubble

Not sure where you’re from, but I live in the Baltimore area and there’s no shortage of boys playing soccer all the way through high school. That’s despite a ton of competition not only from basketball and football, but also lacrosse. And that includes a lot of immigrant kids — my son’s high school team includes kids…

I knew it was a country because Mick Foley traveled over there with Kool and the Gang.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

Lol he just called this our lost generation, which is more accurate on a macro level.

Where tonight’s roster plays their club soccer: Dortmund (1), Stoke (1), Newcastle (1), Fulham (1), Hamburg (1), Liga MX (3), MLS (17).

Something that is not an embarrassment

The United States can’t do it on a cold, wet Tuesday night in Trinidad.

Welcome my ex-NFL supporter from another progenitor. I have much the same journey as yours, except that instead of Jerry Jones, I broke up with the NFL when Dean Spanos...

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Actually the world is black and white there are no grey areas in morality, thanks.

To be fair, there are evil chip stacking motherfuckers in Iceland too, and they were able to finance all the good stuff by selling out their banking system to hedge funds. Also to be fair, there’s a ton of great stuff bankrolled by the Kochs in New York.

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Perhaps. But I’ve heard of guys who do many things after snorting a perc.

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.