“there’s a terrifyingly large chance Argentina won’t even make it there.”

You should feel like the Predators lost the Stanley Cup and the Penguins won it. Good luck this year though

Brandon Saad had a hat trick in his Blackhawk re-debut

I thought in Jersey the dad just takes the coach to his titty bar and gives him a big screen tv. And if that doesn’t work, steal his dog and have his nephew return it.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

“Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!” — Ricky Coogin in Dog Day Afternoon

Where is District 9?

outstanding social tv expericnece. hope this help’s

“Keeping with the theme of being on the outside, they provided seating for LGBT and non-whites.”

I think you are missing the point here, Tom. ESPN gets approached by Cycle to be in a partnership.

How about a remix of the cult classic video game.

I feel sorry for the dude, but can you expect anything less from a people who’s number one love is basketball and number two love is watching a tire burn in a big metal container on the front yard?

Hoo boy “who has the best greatest hits album” is a question for the ages. Of late-era stuff (where 45's were less common as standalone releases) it’s gotta be up there.

This is a nice job of straddling both sides of the fence, but nationalism is typically a homogenizing force that wipes out all sorts of the diversity that (I feel) makes the world interesting and makes life worth living.

Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

Apparently Las Palmas players were wearing Spanish flag decals on their uniforms today. How that would have gone over if their had been fans in the stadium is a frightening thought experiment.

*releases statement*

Do you really want $8B worth of BBQ, though?

The only thing that could make this more Russell Westbrook level petty would be if he signed this on Durant’s birthday.