Brother is the Jerome Pettis aka the Shuttle Bus.

No thanks, they’re too rapey.

i know who Gary Pettis is..

She’s playing poker and you’re playing Uno, bro. Visit the Y.

But not in one game. That would be a different record or something.

I don’t see where the author mentioned Darwin. You did though. So that’s quite a forceful argument you’ve got going on with yourself.

If I had to guess, based on time spent holding both, I’m more likely to die with my dick in my cold dead fingers.

“If I say it’s safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it’s safe to surf this beach!”

The two aren’t remotely comparable. Brady’s infraction occurred on the the football field. Elliot’s occurred off.

Such a nasty album. When the end of the world comes, Coflow will provide the soundtrack.

what what

ouch. That looks like it mustang.

Writers here communicate similarly with Kyle Wagner.

A month later...

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

That’s karma for that gaudy AF ceremony before kickoff where they sucked their own dicks dry like they were Steve Bannon

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Is that what it was?

They actually lost in stoppage time on a penalty kick, they didn’t take the Dutch to penalties.