Tony Llamas reports people who mix two types of sodas at the McDonald’s soda fountain

Jezebel readers.

Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.

I guess Stetson didn’t make it easy for him.

Obviously we don’t yet know the story but I support everything you write.

“This is fine.”

He doesn’t get nearly the recognition he deserves for the accomplishments of Chile. Among hist teammates you have Vidal who is class (though overrated in my opinion) and Bravo who was top class for the Copa America but rubbish at City. Apart from that you have an always injured Aranguiz, out of position Medel,…

Must have thought the guy sliding in was Sol Campbell

Goalies can’t pick up balls passed to them by their teammates. Once Morelos touched the ball in his initial challenge, Fox could’ve picked it up.

Oh I completely agree now that I’m not 6 lol

Loved Ron Gant. Wondering how that team with him, Lankford, Brian Jordan, Royce Clayton ext didn’t win a WS makes you realize how little kids know.

Holy shit, this one is so real. Ron Gant seemed unstoppable and every show on the station started at 5 after for some reason. Also, Movies for Guys Who Like Movies playing Roadhouse on repeat for years.

I feel like Rod Beck would have gotten along well with Jim Tomasula.

Tim Naehring was on the early ‘90s Red Sox teams when I was learning how to follow baseball. Started to put it together between ‘95-’96 but fizzled out in ‘97. Rumor has it he runs a bar and grill in my town not far from my old high school.

Billy Jo Robidoux, who wasn’t born on the bayou but rather in a dump of a town outside Worcester, MA, because he must’ve made it to the bigs solely as a favor to the public address announcer:

The Hartford Whalers.

get the fuck outta here

I desperately wanted them to sell Alexis. Not for the money, but because he deserves better.

I think the latest Wenger should’ve been at Arsenal was 2009. They had finished 4th in three of the last four seasons and had not come close to getting back to the Champions League Final. By that point it had become apparent that things had grown stale and a different direction would be needed to maintain their…