“We want to be West Ham.”

I’ll assume you’re a more recent fan of European football.

So good he’s already planning his acrimonious departure from Barcelona.

Actually, Kylie’s already got her own spinoff- just came out this month.

This is an excellent example of why most men are prehistoric cavemen whose brains haven’t developed since the Stone Age. He’s one of the reasons women have to be wary of getting harrassed every single day because of pieces of shit like this guy. He’s one of the reasons why I’m ashamed to be a man because of guys like…

Great atmosphere for this

“Holiday”

As a gay teen I lived to see the Cherish video (directed by Herb Ritts) and Express Yourself. So much hotness. I would put them above Commotion, the rest of the list is on point.

A lot of solid takes here but I have to bring up the elephant in the room: are we all anti-”Papa Don’t Preach” because it’s not awesome or because of vicious anti-Captain Lou Albano’s rubber bands fascism?

Live to Tell also the theme from highly underrated Saturday afternoon movie “At Close Range.”

Cherish, Open your heart and Who’s that girl?

Official-ish top 5 Madonna power rankings (in order)

I think her best song is either “Live to Tell” or “Crazy For You.” I dislike “Like a Prayer.”

All I know about this guy is that one clip where this guy does like 45 different amazing things then lets Pusilic tap it in. And Deadspin was like “PUSILIC IS AMAZING” and I was like uh I think you missed the point

“No one that matters listens to you, Don Vito. The only thing you should write about is a ‘quick slant’ to the buffet.”

Damn, more like Fylthi Sigurdsson ...

This seems like a pretty damn subdued article and comment for that effort. Are you and Billy on benzos right now?

Only 15 more Europa League games to play for them this season before they can backdoor a Champions’ League spot!

Alright, I’m just gonna say it, as I assume this is a safe space: if you, uh, go down on a woman from behind, it most certainly does NOT mean you are eating her ass.

I think they’re trying to have it both ways - showing a small token of support, but not going “all-in” in order to protect their asses.