“Muh muh muh myyyy Girona!!”

I’ve got no problem with this, but did they really have to choose Billy Sherman to call it instead?

You okay, dude?

Understandable. It is just like when they pulled Hannah Storm from announcing New Orleans Saints games in 2005.

You could say it Blinded Him with Science.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Someone is in real danger of having his grit revoked.

To keep you talking about it and eventually, you will hear something or see something that finally strikes a chord and changes how you personally approach these issues. It took the loss of Heather Heyer’s life to do it for her mother. It took listening to their teammates and trying to understand for these white…

are we 100% they weren’t protesting being stuck on the browns?

say it to my face

White people in America generally do the right thing (eventually, if no other options are present).

I thought Americans didn’t like soccer because there’s no promotion/relegation.

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

Duh, it’s Europe. It’s probably a METRIC under 23 match.

Soccer dad!!!

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

“it would be hard for both Dortmund and the Wonderteen to turn down a huge offer from a big club like Liverpool.”

I think that elephant just left the room because a little mouse ran in here. Didn’t they elephants is scared of mouses or something? That motherfucker left, cousin.