I blame both sides

The lesson here is this: No matter the truly vicious swill you drink at home, Carling turns you into a right twat.

Confederates - the forefathers of the participation trophy society.

Finally, we can start the process of punting Raysism.

You’re right Billy. Television should follow the exact same business model the newspapers did regarding the internet. It worked out so well for them.

We get this write up on an essentially meaningless cup match between two clubs who play each other a hundreds times a year, but nothing on our national cup semi-final that was a barn burner last night?

We will know when Asensio reaches world class status the moment he starts to ignore Bale during his goal celebrations.

A meth recipe of questionable quality?

Well, it would have been awkward if he had him turn his head and cough.

Stop worrying about what people you don’t know, who don’t know you or your family, think.

To be fair, I too am hanging out at home and talking shit about Chelsea.

I was in a store in the mall the other day and it was one of those places where they sell lots of pop culture stuff. They had these figurines of different people including several versions of Hendrix.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

Christ, I’d say that Mayweather is going to beat McGregor on points alone and it would be the largest point gap in the history of scored boxing, but Mayweather will probably pull some of those punches and use them on his date after the match 

He has a third option- Play hard at liverpool, Bite someone at the world cup, then end up at barca.

Barcelona is experiencing the problem of trying to buy when everyone knows how big your wallet is. Liverpool/Dortmund are going to make them pay through the nose even if they eventually do get their man. The rumors that the selling teams are trying to line up their replacements before agreeing to sell makes sense.…

Clap your hands everybody. Now everybody clap your hands.

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Skolnick’s work but ...What an asshole! Side note, my dad at 72 kicked the shit out of my then 6'4"/230lb brother-in-law for hitting my sister. He took a punch first then followed with a two punch KO. I know that this little story doesn’t help much but your article brought back a…